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Why my cat is Larry
Started by LolStarr
(2015-10-30 05:51:55)
LolStarr (2015-10-30 05:51:55)
Larry is my kitten
Me sweet, little kitten
He looks as if he wears small white mittens

But he was not always
The sweet Larry I know
I'll tell you all the other names
Before the one we chose

The first name was Trevor
But he didn't look too clever

His head is kinda thick
So then we called him Nick

''But Nick is too rough''
My dear mother said
''The cat isn't that buff
Let's call him Fred''

All said ''No!!''
To that slight little remark
''YouTubers we know''
''Let's call him Mark''

''No''
''No''
And some more ''No''
The name of the cat
Nobody knows

Gary
Jerry
Stewart
and Bob
Kevin was the one
To finish the job

Mary
Karrie
Darry
Pearl
Hold on!!
The cat isn't a girl

Henry
Benjy
Algeni
Marcos
Lee
Drake

Uriel
Brian
Casper
Xenon
Gorge
Even lake!!




''Larry''
My oldest brother said
Not a word to say
Not a thought in my head

I looked at mom
Mom looked at sis
Sis looked at bro
Bro looked at me
Then we all nodded utterly
''Agreed''
''King's crown, ninety-nine cents!!
Old king can't play game right!!''

~ Markiplier
 

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