Levijw (2015-03-24 03:14:45)

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I hav a thery dat teh fone guy is actuuly tha nite gard u pla as.


i wanna heer ur therys leev ur besd thery in teh comentz.

(Basically come up with the worst FNaF theory possible)

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BirdJesus (2015-03-24 03:35:04)

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Freddy is a bear. You stay with Freddy for five nights. You almost die on each night. You must really need the money. You're probably living in poverty. Poor people cannot play Five Nights at Freddy's. They do not have computers. You use a computer to check the security cameras in FNaF. Security cameras are used by many businesses today to protect their property. Freddy Fazbear's Pizza's robot monsters can identify criminals and contact the police. The common policeman is depicted as overweight, an avid drinker of coffee, and lover of donuts. You know what the police have? Weapons. There are no weapons in FNaF, therefore, Vocaloids will take over the world.

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epicgoomba (2015-03-24 03:35:53)

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You play as Barack Obama

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carlos11 (2015-03-24 03:36:07)

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This is a game. I suppose it belongs under Gaming.

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