BirdJesus (2015-01-07 11:19:15)

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Robin looked up at Chrom.
"What the hell, Chrom! Why'd you ram into me?" Robin got back up. "Sorry about that, Tharja." Tharja nodded. Chrom realized he'd screwed up. He just wanted to stop Robin from S Supporting with Tharja. Tharja was not the kind of girl, or man, for Robin. Robin deserved better.
"Tharja, will you marry me?" Robin looked up at Tharja.
"NO!" Chrom screamed. Robin looked over at him.
"What now, Chrom?"
"Oh, uh... no... no more bronze swords!" Chrom saved it.
"That doesn't matter. We have no use for them anyway." Robin returned his attention to Tharja. Chrom ran outside and got as far away from Robin as he could. He knelt down by the stream he landed near and splashed some water in his face.
"Damn... how could I be so foolish!" Chrom fell back. He looked up at the sky. It was a beautiful shade of blue, a blue as deep as the ocean.
"Excuse me, milord" a voice echoed. Chrom shot up.
"Who's there! Show yourself!" Chrom unsheathed his Falchion.
"It's me, milord. I've been here the whole time" David suddenly materialized.
"How'd you..."
"I was here the whole time." David cut Chrom off. "What's this I hear about you being a fool?" He questioned.
"It's... nothing. Nothing at all" Chrom got up and walked away.
"I found you, milord!" Frederick came running up to Chrom.
"What do you need?" Chrom sighed, frustrated.
"Tharja and Robin's wedding will be tomorrow" Frederick answered.
"TOMORROW? Uh... I mean... tomorrow?"
"Yes, milord." Frederick looked at Chrom with a puzzled expression.
"Don't we need to... uh... buy equipment tomorrow?" Chrom said, desperately trying to find a way to cancel the wedding.
"We can send Virion and Lon-qu to go buy equipment. The wedding WILL be tomorrow" Frederick groaned, frustrated with the prince.
"Lon-qu and Virion? We can't do that. Lon-qu will kill Virion!" Chrom countered.
"Then we'll send Sully to keep Virion in check" Frederick became increasingly more agitated. Chrom knew Frederick was close to losing his patience, so he changed the subject. They continued to discuss weapons and strategy for a while, until Frederick reminded Chrom he had an appointment.
"Alright. Bye, Frederick"
"Goodbye, milord" Frederick left. Chrom returned to the barracks, feeling defeated.
The night of the wedding, Chrom prepared a plan. A plan to catch Robin. While Robin was organizing equipment at the convoy, Ricken would tell him a Risen solider was chasing Lissa. Ricken would tell Robin the Risen was by the stream, and Chrom would be there instead.
Robin walked up to the stream. "Well, no Risen here. See you, Chrom! Be back for the wedding!" Robin started to leave.
"Wait!" Chrom shouted.
"What?"
"Won't you watch the ducks with me?"
"Chrom, I don't have time for thi-" Chrom grabbed Robin by the arm.
"I love you, Robin" Chrom pulled Robin close.
"Chrom. I'm flattered, bu-"
"Sh..." Chrom put his finger over Robin's mouth. Robin denied his approach.
"Really nice, Chrom. Now, let me go!"
"NO!" Chrom pulled Robin close, and he kissed him. Robin resisted at first, but he soon let Chrom become the tactician. They kissed for an entire minute, until they both desperately needed air.
"Chrom... that was nice!" Robin squealed. Chrom smiled. "Why don't we take this unit to a place more private?"
"I don't think so" Tharja emerged from the darkness. Cnrom realized what a huge mistake he just made. Tharja held her tome up high.
"No! Tharja! Don't!" Robin screamed.
"Silence!" She retaliated by casting Thoron on Robin. Robin fell over, his corpse was fried. Chrom knew it was his turn next.
"Think next time!" Tharja screamed as she used her tome. Chrom gasped. The bolt went straight into his heart, killing him instantly. He fell back, clenching his fists.
"W-why... d-did I...." He said with his final breath.
"Why doesn't anyone notice me?" David sighed.

Game Over.

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Nutsy (2015-01-07 11:39:11)

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All I can say is that my fanfic will be better.

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BirdJesus (2015-01-07 12:17:57)

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Stfu faggot.

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