LaughingJill (2014-01-21 05:41:25)

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Last Time!

Connor: I never got my damned sandvich. Oh the humanity...

Panty Raids for the Homophobic... Maybe...

-Chad dials a number on his phone-

Connor: Hailo?

Chad: Yo, niggah, check dis out. Some girls on Plaza rented a room in a hotel, just to have a sleep over.

Connor: Go on...

Chad: Get Bane, Bean and Solar. I hear that Jill, Lindsay, Aqua and 23333 are in there. I got a room across from them.

Connor: How di-

Chad: Shhhhhhh... it's a secret to everybody.

Connor: I'm gonna just... hang up...

-Lateh dat evanin'-

Bean: Okay... so what now?

Chad: We wait till their asleep, then we play a prank on them...

Connor: God only knows what their doing in their...

-Intehmisions-

Lindsay: Jill... this is sooooo boring... why'd you call us here?

Aqua: I'm bored tooooooo....

Jill: You guys should know why I called you here...

23333: I actually have no idea.

Jill: -sighs- I'm sure I told about all of Plaza by now, but you guys should know I'm Lesbian.

Lindsay: Uh... J-Jill... you're not gonna...

-Jill hits Lindsay in the face with a Cricket Bat that has pillows taped around it-

Jill: Lindsay! I'm not a perv...

Aqua: Awww...

-Everyone looks at Aqua-

Aqua: I mean... uh... so who wants to paint each other's nails?!

-Intehmisions-

Bane: I bet their totally rubbing against each other, oblivious of who's body parts are in who's face.

Solar: Okay, man, that mask making your voice that weird, makes that comment, so much more pervy than it should be.

Bane: On the contrary...

-Bane attempts to drink a soda through his mask-

Bane: I am the biggest perv there is... Nyeheheheheh...

Bean: Okay... So Chad, how do we go about this?

Chad: I nabbed some stealth suits from SL Labs.

Solar: Whoa... how'd you pull that off?

Chad: Shhhhhzhzhsh... It's a secret to everybody.

-Bane puts on a stealth suit and a lamp shade-

Bane: I am ready.

Solar: Cool bro.

Chad: I'll disguise myself as a wall!

Solar: I'll be a wall too.

Connor: Yeah. Walls are cool.

Bean: There's no other option, gotta be a wall...

-Intehmisions-

-Jill is on top of Lindsay, while Lindsay is on her belly on the floor-

Jill: C'mon Lindsay!

Lindsay: Dis is too weird!

Jill: I'm only laying on you. For the fifth time.

Lindsay: I don't like massive Cleavage Makers pressed into my back!

-Aqua is laughing uncontrollably-

23333: This is too hilarious, I'm putting it on youtube.

Lindsay: Jill, if you don't get off I'll ban you.

Jill: You aren't a mod... or... maybe. I don't care! I'm pretty comfy.

Lindsay: Just watch your hands!

Jill: Lindsay, I already told you that I'm not that big of a perv!

Lindsay: Nyeh...

Aqua: Gah!

23333: What?

Aqua: Someone snapped my bra!

Lindsay: Ouch...

-Jill roles off of Lindsay-

23333: Weird, none of us coulda done it.

Aqua: Maybe it's Slenderman and all his Tentacles...

Lindsay: Ah... no.

-Lindsay and Jill sit upright-

Jill: -smirks- Hey Lindsay...

Lindsay: W-What?

Jill: Know what'd be fun?

-Jill leans in closer to Lindsay-

Lindsay: J-J-Jill...

Jill: I always wanted to do this...

-Jill leans closer and closer, then pulls out a gun from underneath a pillow and shoots the wall-

Lindsay: Wait, whaaaaat?

-The wall starts to bleed, and then Connor is shown in a deactivatec stealth suit holding his bleeding crotch-

Aqua: Uh...

-Sporatic yelling is heard and a couch is thrown out the window, then the door is spiked open as a floating lampshade bursts into flames and runs out-

23333: What the f-

-Jill shoots another wall, and Solar slumps down holding his knee-

Jill: Yeah, no stealth get's by from a Creepypasta.

Lindsay: Woah, Jill that was kinda awe-

-Jill kisses Lindsay-

Connor: Wooh Jill!

-Connor gets shot in the leg-

Jill: Shut up Connor.

-Lindsay smacks Jill in the back of the head with a twenty pound pillow-

Lindsay: I am going back to my house and burning the first layer of skin that I have and these clothes, and I am going to bleach my brain, thoroughly.

23333: I don't want invited to Jill's next sleep over.

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ConnorRonnoc (2014-01-21 07:17:50)

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I think my character should just start walking around in armour, it'd save him a lot of pain

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firepikachu (2014-01-21 07:17:56)

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Best. Story. Ever.

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Bean (2014-01-21 08:40:55)

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