AntiChrist (2013-12-27 14:49:31)

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^ I second that notion.

Please allow me to laugh hysterically for a few minutes before I make a few long paragraphs retorting this.

Thank you all for your patience

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AntiChrist (2013-12-27 15:12:59)

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Let's pretend you aren't lying for a second.


This is 2013. You really think that people are not capable of finding you? It's very hard just to "disappear" as simply as that. Nobody will even need to use your iPod to track you down. They know you have bikes, they know your ages, they know what you look like, they know the area you are in, what else do I have to say?


Also, you can't just simply "go into other states". Do your research on your little IPod next time you go to a place with free wifi and find out why it's not that simple.

Also, you left just yesturday an you're already in Oreagon?

Ok, fine. Maybe you just happen to live close to it or your are just super dooper fast on your bycicle.


I like how you try not to sound stupid by saying that you aren't doing the cleshay "running away to the circus/grandmas house, ect. " thing.

You're finding food and shelter huh? Well lets look at the food possibilities first:

If you beg for food, people will know you are homeless and they will more likely know that you are the person who recently "ran away". That will make it more easy to find you. Better to lay low, right?

You can't get a job anywhere and buy food. That's impossible.

Stealing stuff isn't becomming any easier either. No matter how big the store is. Next I'm guessing you and your boyfriend are going to go steal the Declaration of Independence to prove that little kids deserve more respect, right?

Are you guys gonna go hunting for food? Or maybe you'll go pick berries in the wild.

That just might work.



So there's your completely relyable food source.

Now what about shelter?

Well that one is easy. Just hide in a dumpster or build a teepee in the woods. If it gets too cold you and your boyfriend that you love to death can cuddle up together. Awww so warm.

.....Yeah you're screwed.


Now, about your "abusive" parents..... Let me finish laughing hysterically before I give my commentary on this.

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AntiChrist (2013-12-28 22:57:53)

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I can't wait to see how she is going to post her childish excuse while closing this at the same time so she can have the last word, just like everyone else does.

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jaxcat3 (2013-12-29 05:25:49)

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oh please no... im 10 and crazy, and I think thats stupidly fail-lishus... facepalm... just, facepalm...

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TREEhugger101 (2014-01-19 22:34:46)

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Let's apply some dream-crushing fact to this.

You're frickin' NINE. He's TWELVE. There is no way in Hell this will ever work. If you haven't noticed, NOT ALL PEOPLE ARE STUPID. They'll know that there's a little something wrong with this picture.

Ah, screw it, the sheer stupidity of this post has rendered me too angry to explain further.
Yeah, OP, have fun.

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Bean (2014-01-20 22:23:50)

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^

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AgurettiLeaf (2014-01-20 22:35:52)

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