epicpwner2003 (2013-12-05 23:34:30)

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I wake up, seeing my dad. He says, “Come on. I've got a suprise for you.” I get out of bed and run downstairs, noticing the staircase was longer and my living room was a lot larger. My brother, Liam, had his arms folded. His right hand had a Pokèball in it. My dad handed me a Pokèball. “We moved quickly,” he said, smiling, “but there are lots of Pokèmon owners.” “Epic, let's fight,” Liam said. “Okay!” I said. My dad said, “Epic, your Pokèball contains a Pikachu. Liam, yours contains a Eevee.” I shout, “Go Pikachu!” Liam shouts, “Go Eevee!” “Thundershock!” “Tackle!” “Thundershock!” “Tackle!” “Finish him off, Pikachu. Thundershock!” Liam's Eevee fainted. “I'll get you for this!” he yelled. I walked to the Pokèmon center. Then I healed my Pikachu. I walked out and went to the gym.
[CHAPTER END]

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epicpwner2003 (2013-12-06 01:16:44)

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Epic: How long till we reach the gym?

Andrew (Epic's Dad): I dunno.

Epic: Ugh.

Liam: Could be worse. Could be raining.

All: *hears thunder*

Narrarator: It started storming.

Epic: Dude, I can still hear you.

Narrarator: Oh. Sorry.

???: Hey, kid!

Epic: What do you want?

???: Allow me to introduce myself. I am Prof. Pika. I study Pokémon. It looks like I have some Pokémon to study...unless you beat me.

Epic: Bring it!

Andrew: Come at us!

Prof. Pika: Go Squirtle!

Liam: Do it, Eevee!

Epic: Come on, Pikachu!

Andrew: Come out, Rattata!

Prof. Pika: Tackle! Rattata!

Epic: Thundershock!

Andrew: Tackle!

Liam: Tail Whip!

Prof. Pika: Quick attack! Pikachu!

Epic: Finish him off. Thundershock!

*Squirtle faints*

Prof. Pika: Go Pichu!

Epic: Thundershock!

Andrew: Tackle!

Liam: Finish him off! Tackle!

*Pichu faints*

Epic: Yeah!

Prof. Pika: Dang it!

Andrew: Get outta here!

Prof. Pika: Take this egg. Hatch it and evolve it. Do good and I will award you. *walks away*

Epic: Let's go.

Narrarator: Meanwhile...

Prof. Pika: They beat me.

???: You will pay for thissss...

Prof. Pika: Aaack! *faints*

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epicpwner2003 (2013-12-06 01:37:20)

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Chapter 1: The Gym

Epic: We finally made it.

Andrew: Yep. Go fight the gym leader.

???: Oh no you don't!

Epic: Huh?

???: I am Connor. I'm a gym trainer. You entered the Water Gym. Heard you beat Prof. Pika.

Epic: Wanna fight?

Connor: Sure. Go Charmander!

Epic: That isn't a water type...

Connor: Who cares?

Epic: Right. Go Pikachu!

Liam: Go Eevee!

Connor: Tackle! Pikachu!

Epic: Thundershock! (Critical! +50 -HP)

Liam: Tackle!

Connor: Tackle! Eevee!

Epic: Finish him off! Thundershock!

*Charmander faints*

Epic: Yeah!

Connor: You beat me...Here.

Epic: What are these?

Connor: Pokèdex's. Records data from your Pokèmon.

Epic: Nice!

Connor: It also records your Pokèmons attacks.

PokèDex: Pikachu learned Quick Attack!

PokèDex: Eevee learned Thundershock!

Liam: Weird...

Epic: Lets go.

Connor: I'll see you later.

Epic: Yeah. Thanks!

???: Hey there!

Epic: Who are you?

???: The name's Ash.

Epic: Oh. Hello, Ash.

Ash: Just saw you beat Connor. Pretty serious trainer.

Liam: Easy to beat. The only person we've fought with two Pokèmon was Prof. Pika.

Ash: That guy's a fake!

Epic: Say what?

Ash: He's acually from Team Rocket. Nasty people.

Liam: Yeah. Researched them online.

Ash: You want creepy? Head over to Lavender Town. You'll need a badge to get through the Pokèmon Leauge by beating James.

Epic: Who's James?

Ash: Prof. Gary "James" Pika. Rumored to be related to a member of Team Rocket.

Epic: We're off to battle the gym leader. Bye!

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epicpwner2003 (2013-12-06 01:51:39)

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Epic: We're off to battle the gym leader. Bye!

James: WHAT DO YOU WANT????!!!!!

Gym Assistant: There are challengers.

James: Bring them in.

Epic: Hello, James.

James: What's your name, young fellows?

Epic: I'm Epic. That's Liam.

James: I heard you wanted to challenge me, no?

Epic: Yep.

James: Okay. One at a time.

PokèDex: Pichu hatched!

Epic: Sweet! I'll go.

James: Go Squirtle!

Epic: Go Pichu!

James: Water Gun! (Missed)

Epic: Tackle!

James: Water Gun! (Backfire! -10 HP)

Pichu: Pika!

Epic: Tackle!

James: Quick Attack!

Epic: Tackle!

James: Water gun!

*Pichu faints*

Epic: Get him, Pikachu!

James: Water Gun! (Unaffective)

Epic: Thundershock!

*Squirtle faints*

*James flees*

Epic: Wow.

Liam: At least we got our Water Badges.

Narrarator: In Lavender Town...

James: Ready?

Unknown Trainer: Yep.

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epicpwner2003 (2013-12-06 02:02:27)

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Chapter 2: Lavender Town

Sign: LAVENDER TOWN: The noble purple town.

Epic: This is it.

James: Hello.

Epic: James? Why aren't you at the gym?

James: I quit. My Squirtle was way too weak.

Liam: How do you know?

James: It...died. *sniff*

Epic: Where is his grave?

James: Third floor. Name's Liquid.

Epic: Okay.

All: *Go to Liquid's grave*

*Ghost appears*

Epic: What the...

James: *Uses Pokèball*

*Ghost dodges Pokèball*

James: What the...

Ghost: Get out...Get out...

Epic: Run!

All: *run out of Pokèmon Tower*

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epicpwner2003 (2013-12-07 00:27:27)

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Belive me, it's gonna be better. I just need more members...

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epicpwner2003 (2013-12-07 00:49:27)

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Chapter 3: Pokèmon League
Epic: That was weird.

James: It was a fake!

Liam: You mother $#%@er!!!

James: Oh, really? *pulls out gun*

Liam: *puts hands in the air*

James: *puts gun to his ear and pulls the trigger*

James: Aaaaack! *dies*

Unknown Trainer: Go Mewtew!

Epic: Crap!

Liam: Go Eevee!

Epic: Do it, Pikachu!

Unknown Trainer: Ultra Boost! (unaffective)

Epic: Thundershock! (critical +1,000 damage)

*Mewtew faints*

Liam: Nice!

Unknown Trainer: Prof.!

Prof. Pika: Go Raichu!

Liam: *throws knife at Prof. Pika*

Prof. Pika: Aaaack!!! *dies*

Epic: Now, for you...

Unknown Trainer: *runs*

Connor: Hey!

Epic: What the-?

Connor: You got a invitation to Pokèmon League!

Epic: Yes!

Connor: Better hurry! Spots are limited.

Narrarator: At the Pokèmon League...

Writer: Seriously, dude. Stop that.

(Seat 2346BT, Pokèmon Leauge)

Trainer: Water gun!

*Snivy faints*

Epic: Boooooring.

Host: Next up, Epic vs. 5-time champion Ash!

Audience: *claps*

Epic: Game over, Ash.

Ash: *laughs* I don't think so.

Epic: Go Pikachu!

Ash: Go Butterfree!

Epic: Thundershock!

Ash: String Shot!

Pikachu: Pika Pika!

Epic: Thundershock!

Ash: String Shot!

Epic: Thundershock!

*Butterfree faints*

Epic vs. Ash Round 2 Next time!!!!

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epicpwner2003 (2013-12-07 09:05:03)

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Chapter 4: Round 2

Epic: Stay out, Pikachu!

Ash: Go Pichu!

Epic: Thundershock!

Ash: Tail whip!

*Pikachus defense fell*

Epic: Thundershock!

Ash: Pichu! Come back. Go Rattata!

Epic: Thundershock!

*Rattata faints*

Epic: Yeah!

Ash: I lost...

Epic: *runs*

Host: We've got a runner.

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Connor: Ready?

Daniel: Just wait for Sophie to get some bows-

Sophie: *Guess who came to visit, Danny? CROTCH SHOT!* Seriously!

Epic: Hey Connor.

Connor: sup dude

Daniel: I challenge you to a battle!

Epic: Pikachu, I choose you!

Daniel: Go Magikarp!

Epic: Thundershock! *misses and hits Sophie*

Sophie: *Guess what returned? CROTCH SHOT!*

Daniel: Tackle...I guess...

Epic: Thundershock!

*Magikarp faints*

Epic: AW YES!

???: I challenge you!

Epic: Okay. All 4 of us against you!

???: BTW, I'm Prof. Pokè. And in that case...*wistles*

Trainer: Yes?

Prof. Poké: Fight awaiting.

Epic: *picks up Mudkip* Neat!

Daniel: Oh, wow. I have a bunch of those.

Epic: *Danny, the police sent CROTCH SHOT to get you!*
-To be Continued-

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epicpwner2003 (2013-12-11 09:06:29)

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Chapter 5: Police Encounter

Epic: Meep.

Daniel: DUDE STOP SAYIN THAT

Epic: I'm sorry this was nessesary. *sends out Pikachu* Thundershock!

Daniel: What the-OUCH!

Epic: Meep.

Connor: *-_-*

Police: STOP RIGHT THERE!

Epic: Huh?

Police: Daniel is under arrest for Pokémon theft!

Daniel: Um...I gotta go! *runs*

Police: *chases after*

Sophie: There goes that idea.

Epic: What idea?

Connor: DUDE YOU DIDN'T JUST SEE US WHISPERING???!!!

Epic: Nope.

Connor: **

Epic: *kicks Connor*

Connor: Ow! What was that for?

Epic: General Porpuses.

Man: ¿Como estas?

Epic: IM NOT MEXICAN *kills him*

Connor: Nicely done.

Epic: Need a crotch shot?

Connor: No...*runs*

Epic: That was quick.

Sophie: *chasing Connor*

Epic: You've gotta be kidding me.

???: I challenge you! Go Mewtwo!

Epic: Oh, come on!

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epicpwner2003 (2013-12-11 10:12:55)

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Chapter 6: Evolution!

Epic: Go Pikachu!

Mewtwo: ...

Epic: Thundershock!

Pikachu: Piiiiiiiikkkkkkkaaaaaaaa.....CHUUUUUUUUU! *uses thundershock*

*Mewtwo faints*

???: Huh?

PokéDex: Pichu evolved into Pikachu! Pikachu evolved into Raichu!

Epic: Yes!

???: Go Magnemite! Go Flareon!

Epic: Raichu! Thundershock on Flareon!

*Flareon faints*

???: Tackle!

Raichu: Raichu! *uses thundershock*

*Magnemite faints*

???: *runs*

-In Dah Lab-

Prof. Poké: So, how many?

Trainer: 15.

Prof. Poké: Okay. 10,000 PokéCash.

Trainer: Fine.

Epic: Hey!

Prof. Poké: Epic? What are you doing here?

Epic: Um, studying Pokémon.

Prof. Poké: The study lab is on floor 3.

Epic: *goes to floor 3*

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BigMooney (2013-12-11 22:40:27)

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If you need more members, i'll join.

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epicpwner2003 (2013-12-12 01:54:43)

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Okay. Please enter info.

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epicpwner2003 (2013-12-12 13:51:15)

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Also, you now have full permission to use the listed characters:
Epic
Prof. Pika
Prof. Poké
Other characters I'll list later.

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BigMooney (2013-12-12 17:20:52)

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Richard

14

Blackhair

blue shirt, occasionally a black hoody

Blue jeans.

He won't back down from a fight, unless there isn't the slightest hope of winning. He is a strategist, so he won't get trapped easily.

He has a Charmeleon, a Dewott, a Helioptyle, a Floatzel, and a Yvetal(Last resort)

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epicpwner2003 (2013-12-13 09:59:24)

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Chapter 7: New Trainer

Epic: Okay, dad. Bye. *hangs up*

???: Hey! You over there!

Epic: What?

???: Get to Room 4B at the Hotel Thundershock!

Epic: Whateves.

-At Hotel Thundershock-

Worker: Which room?

Epic: I said, 4B!!!

Worker: I'm sorry, what was that?

Epic: *sends out Pikachu* Thundershock!

Worker: Aaaaack! *faints*

-Room 4B-

Steward: Sir-

Richard: YOU SON OF A- *punches the steward in the face*

Epic: Nicely done.

Richard: Okay then. Wait a minute-you're a trainer! Let's battle!

Epic: Okay. What Pokémon?

Richard: Go Charmeleon!

Epic: *thinks* That must be a fire type...*says* Go Squirtle!

Richard: Blaze!

Squirtle: Squirtle Squirtle! *uses water gun*

*Charmeleon faints*

Richard: Get'm, Dewott!

Epic: Tackle!

Richard: Tackle!

Epic: Squirtle, come back. Go Raichu!

Richard: Tackle!

Epic: Um...Thundershock on the lamp!

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