Perfect_Chaos (2013-10-23 02:27:38)

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Episode 1 1/2

Chaos: Ah just another boring ass day, with my boring ass food, and chex mix disguised as boring ass chips. God I love chex mix.
*looks in mail*
Chaos: Ah I have jury duty.
*later*
Defendant:
Chaos: Huh?
Defendant: You can be my lawyer!
Chaos: Bu-
Defendant: Here's the proof and my story, read it by tomorrow.
Chaos: Fine
*at home*
Chaos: I chose the wrong day to forget the jury duty date. Alright let's see.... "Joan did not steal the diamond because"- I have to take a dump.
*sits on toilet while looking on laptop for 2 hours*
Chaos: Alright back to reading. "She was watching tv at the time." You know what helps with reading, tv.
*turns on tv and forgets he's supposed to be reading*
Chaos: That was a great movie. Now to read this, "Exhibit A".
*falls asleep*
*the next day*
*wakes up*
*slighty moves head up*
*did I mention he woke up?*
*Well he did*
*he woke up*
Chaos: Oh what now?
*Flare the dream man appears*
Flare: So you fell asleep reading? I can help you remember the words, but it aint easy.
*it's parappa styled so chaos repeats the words*
Lesson 1: I will teach you how to remember the words but I cannot teach you how to shoot some birds.
Flare: Exhibit A
Flare: It was just a normal day
Flare: Exhibit B
Flare: She wasn't wandering like a bee.
(repeat all)
Lesson 2: Ah ha ah ha, you know the words now, come on now, come on take a bow.
Flare: Exhibit C
Flare: She found a key
Flare: More proof I've got, the got the oomph
(repeat)
Lesson 3: Win, dine, those words don't rhyme, don't call the police cuz this aint a crime!
Flare: Exhibit A, it was just a normal day!
Flare: Exhibit B, she wasn't wandering around like a bee.
Flare: She found a key, I've got, the got the oomph.
(repeat)
Flare: Good job
Chaos: I know everything!

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2013-10-23 21:46:53

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Perfect_Chaos (2013-10-23 21:43:44)

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Episode 1 2/2

Chaos: Now I forgot everything.
*repeats whole process*
Chaos: Now I'm ready.
*later*
Attorney: I shall start.
*Round 1*
Attorney: Let me tell you something you have never heard before, her arm wasn't sore she was surely a bore, to avoid suspicion she watched tv, you got it? She didn't find a key.
*Round 2*
Chaos: Your kidding right? Whatever, let's just despite the fact she aint suspicious, it aint like she is super vicious.
*Round 3*
Attorney: Because there is a diamond in her room, she will go to jail, which is her doom.
Girl In Audience: Woah this is heating up, I need a tissue.
Judge: Sit down, shut up, let them continue.
Chaos: How did you know it was in her room? Did you run out of proof so you made up some doof? Ya coof.
Judge: This is enough proof, chaos wins.

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2013-10-23 21:49:19

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Perfect_Chaos (2013-10-25 20:11:39)

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Episode 2 1/2

Landlord: You haven't payed your rent at all, GET OUT!
Chaos: Bu-
*gets thrown out*
*looks for a job after suing landlord for throwing chaos off a 5-story building*
Deliverer: So you want a job here?
Chaos: Well-
Deliverer: You're hired, your first job is to deliver this CD and if you don't deliver this in under a minute you have to pay a $60 fine.
Chaos: Okay....
*later*
*runs fast and drops CD*
Chaos: Oh what the fuke!
ChareMann The Repair Man: So you think you can fix this disk? Fix it, with your soul.
Lesson 1: This CD is cracked like a window, and it aint gonna take the hands of a window.
CM: Look for a new CD!
(repeat)
CM: Cuz this old aint gonna take the lead.
(repeat)
CM: Put it in the slot.
(repeat)
CM: Don't get it caught.
(repeat)
CM: Transfer the data
(repeat)
CM: Don't wait til' latah
(repeat)
Lesson 2: One way or nother' you gonna learn this rap brother, got milk cuz this aint easy it might get sticky like a spider with some silk.
CM: Create the same ol' art for the cover.
(repeat)
CM: Make it look as old as new brother.
(repeat)
CM: Rename the name it sure is a pain.
(repeat)
CM: Make sure the cover is nice and clean.
(repeat)
CM: Just hurry up and and finish until we make a scene.
(repeat)
Lesson 3: Uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh we got a virus. I know it's fo' sure cuz, this is surely dire.
CM: Retain the data, don't wait until latah!
(repeat)
CM: Keep the bytes they aint... Like termites.
(repeat)
CM: Paint the paint and tame the tame and make sure, we got the frame.
(repeat)
CM: Take out the disk in a blinkofaneye!
(repeat)
CM: Phew, that sure was a pain.

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2013-10-25 22:05:31

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