ultraguy4 (2012-08-10 00:26:20)

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GIR flew through the portal. He felt sand when he finally hit the ground. GIR slowly rose to his feet. It was then he realized he was in water. At first, he was afraid he'd rust or short circuit. When that didn't happen, he realized he could speak underwater. "This place certainly does not follow the laws of physics..."

He walked around, trying to find some idea of where he was. He checked his surroundings. He saw a rock with an antenna on it, an Easter Island head with windows and a door, and a pineapple, which also had windows and a door. He approached the Easter Island head and knocked hard on the door 3 times. The door opened. A being with tentacles, a brown shirt, and a large nose and head answered the door. "Did Spongebob send you over here!? Tell that little pest..."

GIR blocked out his ranting and scanned him. 'Identity confirmed: squid.' "... Or he'll be looking down the business end of a can opener!" GIR decided he did not like this so called "squid." He shifted his arm into a plasma blaster. Squidward looked at him in surprise. "What the-" GIR blasted his head to individual bits of flesh, blood, and skull.

It was at that moment Spongebob and Patrick walked out of their respective homes. "What was that?" Patrick jumped up and down in excitement. "Maybe it's fireworks!!" They approached GIR. Patrick bent over and picked GIR up. "It's so cute! Maybe it's a little toy or something! We can play with it and squeeze it..." Spongebob then noticed Squidward's headless corpse. "Patrick?"
"...And buy a Krabby Patty-"
"PATRICK!! Squidward's dead!!" Patrick panicked and threw GIR to the ground. He was not amused. "Patrick! That thing killed Squidward! IT'S EVIL!!!"
"I will not have my mission comprimised by such insolent creatures." He unloaded plasma rounds into them until they were nothing but red mist in the water. GIR then proceeded to run through Bikini Bottom, murdering everyone that got in his line of sight.

At the Krusty Krab, a report came on one of the overhead TVs. "We interrupt this program to bring you a special news bulletin! A robot has been murdering- (gunshot) AHH!!" Not that anyone was paying attention. I mean, who watches the news? Nobody even noticed when the Chum Bucket exploded across the street. GIR calmly walked in. Mr. Krabs immediately ran to him. "Welcome to the Krusty Krab! It's a bit backed up right now because 2 lazy employees decided not to show up... anyway, would you like to spend your money?" GIR did not like... whatever it was that was speaking to him. He converted his arm into a flamethrower and (ironically) burned the Krusty Krab down. "This place is stupid and worthless. I will take my leave." He then searched through places he could go. "No... no... no... Yes! Perfect..." GIR jumped through the portal, leaving the few surviving citizens to tend to the mess of a city.

This post has been edited one or more times, the last time was:
2012-08-10 00:28:55

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ultraguy4 (2012-08-10 15:35:35)

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(Bump) Someone comment!

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Anonymous13 (2012-08-10 16:32:14)

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MY LIFE IS A LIE >:U

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