ConnorRonnoc (2013-12-14 09:13:52)

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Can you stop using my characters without my permission?

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epicpwner2003 (2013-12-14 22:29:25)

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Okay. Where's your permission-?

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epicpwner2003 (2013-12-17 01:50:17)

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Chapter 8: Return to Lavender Town!

Epic: *walking around*

Lavender Town Resident: Which way to Lavender Town?!

Epic: Idiot. :fp:

(Just outside Lavender Town)

Gangster 1: Got your gun?

Gangster 2: Yeah. By the way, where's Edgee?

Edgee: *swinging on a rope* I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL

Writer: I heard that. Dang, is Plaza invading the Pokémon world.

Epic: UM. THERE IS NO POKÉMON WORLD. THIS IS ACUALLY REALITY.

Writer: No. It's a bunch of letters on a screen.

Epic: IT IS NOBFGVHVJIIGDFBT

Writer: BAN HIM

SomeLuigi: We can't ban users from reality. *giant fist punches him into space*

Writer: User: SomeLuigi has been banned for lying about bans

Epic: *laughing*

???: SNARKY ALERT

Epic: The hell?

???: I AM SNARKY

Epic: No, you are weird.

Snarky: YOU SON OF A-

Epic: DON'T BYPASS THE AUTOMATIC SENSOR OF LIFE!

Snarky: This is a bunch of words on a screen, not reality.

Epic: WHY YOU LYING?!

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ConnorRonnoc (2013-12-17 21:27:37)

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Also, stop using things I've used in my stories, that's called plagiarism.

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epicpwner2003 (2013-12-27 14:53:02)

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@ConnorRonnoc I just got confused like hell.

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epicpwner2003 (2013-12-27 15:08:11)

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Chapter 9: Team Rocket!

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Epic: Soooo bored.

Grunt 1: You think we've found it?

Grunt 2: I dunno, there are nearly 500,000 Pikachus!

Unknown Pokémon: Where is all the gold-?

Epic: *thinks* Is that...TEAM ROCKET??!!

Grunt 2: Meowth, shut up!

Meowth: That wasn't me...

Grunt 1: We've been caught!

Epic: I CHALLENGE YOU!

Grunt 1: Okay, but let's make a deal. You win, we surrender.

Grunt 2: But if you lose...

Epic: I give you all my Pokémon, yeah yeah yeah.

Grunt 1: Smart little one. *sends out Ekans*

Epic: Really? *sends out Shiny Umbreon*

Grunt 2: *sigh* Poison type move.

Shiny Umbreon: Eevee! (Y U NO HURT MEH)

Epic: Tackle.

*Ekans faints*

Grunt 2: Meowth! Get'm!

Meowth: Fine! *uses Tackle*

Umbreon: *uses tackle*

*Meowth faints*

Grunt 2: We give up!

Epic: LEAVE NOW.

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epicpwner2003 (2014-02-05 15:08:13)

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Chap. 10: SNIVY, TEPIG AND OSHWATT!

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Epic: Let's catch some starters.

Snarky: You already have the starters...

Epic: NOT THE KANTO STARTERS!

Richard: I think he means the Unova starters.

Epic: Yes. SNIVY!!!

Snivy: Snivy!!

Epic: Go! Pikachu!

Richard: Go, Charmeleon.

Snarky: Go! Flareon...?

Pikachu: Piiiikaaaa...

Snivy: Derp. *tackles Pikachu*

PokéDex: Pikachu is stunned! It won't move!

Epic: Go! Squirtle!

Squirtle: Di...tto

Epic: Ummmm

Squirtle: Di...tto

Snivy: Mew...two

Epic: OMG!

*wild Mew appears*

Epic: *throws PokéBall at Snivy*

PokéDex: Snivy was caught!

Richard: *throws Pokéball at Mew*

Mew: *kicks Ball*

Mew: *becomes Ghost*

Epic: We need a Silph Scope!

Ghost: *attacks everyone*

[BLACKOUT!]

Epic: Ugh...

Snivy: Snivy.

Pikachu: Pika.

Snarky: DANG MEW

Richard: It was a Ghost, damnit!

TV: Another killing at Lavender Town! Marowak at age 23 killed today!

Oshwatt: Oshwatt!

Tepig: Tepig.

Epic: WHY SO MANY STARTERS?!

Richard: From the N.P.D.C. (National Pokémon Donation Center)

Epic: Okay then...

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TWO MORE CHAPTERS, GUYS! COME ON, WE CAN DO IT!

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epicpwner2003 (2014-02-14 02:54:24)

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Chapter 11: PREPARING FOR UNOVA

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Epic: *packing stuff in boxes*

Snarky: Watcha doin'?

Richard: He's packing.

Snarky: Why?

Epic: I'm leaving for Unova.

Glaceon: *crawls out of Snarky's backpack*

Snarky: SNOWY STAY IN THERE

Snowy: Glaceon. (Awwww.)

Epic: There are tons of Pokémon in Unova.

Writer: Did you forget about Kalos?

Epic: SHUT UP FUGGIN INTERNET

Richard: You coming back from Unova?

Epic: Yeah...Um...Ahem...Probally...Not.

Richard: .

Snarky: ...Damn it.

Epic: Gotta go! Can't miss my plane!

Snarky: Bye...

Richard: *playing *

Epic: *walks to airplane*

-To be Continued!!!-

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