Fireboy21 (2013-11-30 17:25:02)

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Mum Jokes:

Your mum is so STUPID, she starved in a food store.

Your mum so fat, that I took a picture of her at Christmas AND IT'S STILL PRINTING!

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dennis (2013-11-30 17:47:38)

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dennis (2013-12-14 02:53:24)

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-_-

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ShadowZoruaXY (2013-12-15 21:07:04)

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I GOT THE HUMPS
I HAVE CAKE
EAT.
IT.
Y U NO LIEK ME?!
*le fred voice* OMG YOU HATE MY CAEK! MHTFTTTRGEVU5JTFU4DJTSH.MH
YOU READING THIS STILL?

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dennis (2013-12-15 21:55:52)

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•_•

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meowflash (2013-12-20 20:30:14)

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dennis (2013-12-22 01:55:01)

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Dsi.-_-

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Drakkrai (2014-01-05 20:47:43)

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What do you call poop at church?

Holy Crap.

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meowflash (2014-01-11 17:57:27)

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Here's a joke from Blue Donut:

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"

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ultrastar2 (2014-01-17 00:02:45)

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I don't mean to be rude but SOME of these jokes kinda... well... you know... suck

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~Let_Me_Go~ (2014-01-18 17:23:15)

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Meows ALMOST MADE ME LAUGH

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meowflash (2014-01-22 02:17:01)

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Here's a joke that will make you laugh:

There were 3 men on The Mountain Of Wishes. If you make a wish and jump off the mountain, I might come true. The 1st man wished to be a millionaire and jumped off and...POOF...he's a millionaire! The 2nd man wished for a stay at a resort hotel and...POOF...he's in a resort hotel! The 3rd man slipped and said "Holy crud!" and...SPLAT...he fell into crud.

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ConnorRonnoc (2014-01-25 11:52:28)

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Only a retarded 5 year old could ever find these jokes funny.

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AntiChrist (2014-01-29 15:34:21)

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The "prepare your anus, squidward" thing was the only mildly funny one on here. It made me chuckle.


I'll give it a shot:

Der was 1ce a boi nd a gurl nd da girl had a peniz da boi had a vegina. One dai da boi maid a confession nd sed he actually had an vegina.

Da boy den kil himself nd da gurl went to his ded body nd sed

"Is ok i hav an peniz"

I cry evrytiem


Wasn't that such a sad story?

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TheAlexRider (2014-01-29 22:35:25)

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