epicpwner2003 (2014-05-13 21:52:51)

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Noobs always become overlords.

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silveon (2014-05-14 12:39:34)

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Silveon stops beating meowflash because he appologized, and tells him that I accept apology, and smiles back at him.

Then, I try to free fall off a 10 foot tall complex building.

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xXAliveXx (2014-05-14 16:24:43)

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I lost my way to home, so I stay in a hobo's trash can.

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Dimentia (2014-05-14 17:19:16)

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I disobeyed Lord Dimmy!

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meowflash (2014-05-14 18:57:50)

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At the juice bar

Juice Bar Owner: What do you want to drink?
Me: I'll have what you'll have.
Juice Bar Owner:

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epicpwner2003 (2014-05-14 21:46:31)

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A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I pooped on Lord Dimmy's head and he died.

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meowflash (2014-05-15 02:45:49)

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I want to sell cars for gas money!

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Dimentia (2014-05-15 02:47:48)

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Epicpener2003 is awesome!

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carlos11 (2014-05-15 03:23:11)

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[Insert every Shrek meme here]

I win.

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silveon (2014-05-15 11:58:27)

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I decide that since I opened the forum, I win.

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Dimentia (2014-05-15 13:05:08)

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Nope. You lost! Lord Dimentio wins!

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Perfect_Chaos (2014-05-15 17:47:30)

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Friend texts me: I lost my phone
Me: Where'd you last find it?
Friend: IDK, good thing I can text you with my phone so you can help me find my phone
Me: NP
Friend: Quick question, how am I texting you?
Me: How the hell should I know.....dumbass....

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silveon (2014-05-16 11:51:30)

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I'm pretty sure I win. -Dimentia

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epicpwner2003 (2014-05-17 15:24:25)

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I am talking to someone on my iPhone. I say, "I gotta go, I can't find my phone."

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silveon (2014-05-17 19:41:14)

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I look at the iPhone person. "Hey, can I borrow your phone?" The guy then says, "Can you find it for me?" He says while waving it around in his hands.

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