Jason2k14 (2014-12-28 02:36:28)

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"Sir! We're being attacked by something."

Robdeprop: "What is it?"

"I said something, you dingus. I don't know?" SomeLuigi replied.

Robdeprop: Well then go out there and check out what is attacking us!

SomeLuigi: Excuse you? I am not going out the--

-ship gets pushed-

Robdeprop: Go up there and see what is going on!

SomeLuigi: Come on man, it's dark out!

Robdeprop: Fine. Where are.. the ship moderators?

SomeLuigi: We have ship moderators?

Robdeprop: Are you forgetting Bellamy, carlos11, little5, Bean, Edgee and ChromeLeaf?

SomeLuigi: Oh. Them.. Wait, who are they again?

Robdeprop: You stupid mother--

-gets a blowhorn-

Robdeprop: BELLAMY. CARLOS. LITTLE5. BEAN. EDGEE. CHROMELEAF. GET YO ASSES HERE IMMEDIATELY.

SomeLuigi: You didn't have to yell man...

Robdeprop: You need an ass whoopin son.

SomeLuigi: Well excuse you.

Bellamy: I'm here.

ChromeLeaf/Edgee/Bean/carlos/little5: I'm here!

ChromeLeaf: And you may refer to me as Lindsay, you got that you tennis playing faggot?

Robdeprop: -GASP- Never diss! NEVER!

-ship gets pushed again-

-the kids and the staff scream-

Lindsay: What the hell was that?!

Robdeprop: We were just about to discuss this attack!

Edgee: Well hurry. My computer and I have a long day ahead of us!

SomeLuigi: I don't know if I should either call you a nerd, pathetic twirp, a loser, a no-lifed faggot, or a moron?

Edgee: Watch it, SomeMoron.

Bean/Lindsay: OOooOOOOOOOO

Robdeprop: ENOUGH!

Robdeprop: Now, I want you kids to go check what is attacking our ship.

carlos11: And what if we get killed or pushed off ship?

Robdeprop: Then at least you tried. Now get moving!

carlos11: Uh uh. No way!

Lindsay: Loser. -runs towards the attack-

Edgee: Linds, I'm cuming for you baby! -chases after-

Bean: You little.. -runs after Edgee-

little5: Sooo....

SomeLuigi: So what?

little5: Oh, nothing.

Robdeprop: What the hell are you waiting for you Watermelondrea ?

SomeLuigi: Chill... CHILL.

little5: I've got a tennis ball and a racket in my hand. I'm not afraid to use it, mister.

Robdeprop: Don't you dare.

-Near the attack-

Bean: Whoa! Who are these people?

Edgee: Dunno, but they're up to no good!

Akise: Hey, look everyone! It's those plazians!

2 other SN members chuckle.

Lindsay: What are you doing on our ship?

Akise: Your ship? Your ship? Hahaha, you're very funny. This is our ship. Now, leave you go.

Edgee: We don't think so.

Akise: Oh, don't be like that Edgemont.

Edgee: Don't call me by my real name. Ever. Only my babes and my computer and my spambots can call me that.

Lindsay: Uhmm...

Bean: Your... what now?

Edgee: N-Nothing. Shh!

Akise: Look man. This is really our ship. We have step foot on this ship. It's really dark out. Do you really wanna do this?

Bean: 3 of you, and hundreds of us.. Let me think.. Duh!

Akise: I think you're forgetting the rest of my SN crew. And uh, Home4DSi wanted to join in and joined forces with us.

Lindsay: You're kidding, right?

-all the members from both websites rise up from above the ocean on the ship smirking-

Akise: Does it look like I'm kidding? Does it?

-ship gets pushed back a few more times-

Edgee: Oh man. We need back up quick. I NEED MY COMP--

Lindsay: No. Dude, just no. No computers. Please. This is a serious cri--

-Edgee smacks Lindsay and then kisses her-

Bean: DUDE!

Bean jumps Edgee.

Akise: This.. is humiliating.

H4D Kaos: Allow us Home4DSians to chain them.

Akise: Thank you, not a plaza fag.

-Lindsay stare at H4D Kaos-

Lindsay: Before.. you do.. anything.. Let me wipe this kiss off my lips..

H4D Kaos: I know you enjoyed that kiss. You also enjoyed this.

-chains start shaking-

Lindsay: Damn you. Edgee, Bean, watch OUTTT!

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PhoenixDawn (2014-12-28 04:08:23)

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Oh lawd.

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Jason2k14 (2014-12-29 03:33:12)

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Wat.

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UnitedUdders (2014-12-29 15:18:46)

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What about me

nat can i b julli jooks mud

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PhoenixDawn (2014-12-29 15:25:43)

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Can I be Carban in the story

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Jason2k14 (2014-12-29 15:47:15)

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Type appropriately Heather. I can't understand you. ((((

Oh, why sure. I'll even host a wedding between carlos and corban at the end. Seems good, eh?

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PhoenixDawn (2014-12-29 22:14:53)

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Better than Meia. (Still no)

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AntiChrist (2014-12-30 00:11:49)

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Why is everyone in this constantly insulting each other?

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Jason2k14 (2014-12-30 02:03:32)

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It's 4 the hum0r. And well, there's always a reason to insult.

Chapter 2:

-Bean gets up-

Bean: Hm, what?

-SMACK-

Akise: Oh! That's GOT to hurt.

Bean: Oh, you man. YOU!

H4D Kaos: Stfu. Look at you. Fighting over Lindsay.

Bean: I WASN'T! STFU!

Lindsay: ....

Edgee: You're not gonna chain me.

H4D Kaos: What makes you say that?

Edgee: I have a long day ahead of me.

H4D Kaos: .. -sigh- You make me sick.

-H4D Kaos grabs ahold of Edgee's shirt-

Edgee: Errghh. Gtfo!

-Edgee kicks H4D Kaos in the no-no area-

H4D Kaos: ... Oh, you motherf.. *faints*

Akise: How could you?!?!

-The H4D members begin shoving the boat multiple times-

Akise: Hey, stop it! Now's not the time!

-The H4D members continuously shove the ship-

Akise: LISTEN TO ME!

McReggie: Akise, why don't you shut the up and go to your little furry-based homeland?

-The H4D members start instigating while the SN members get furious-

Bean: Oh boy.

Lindsay: This is getting ugly.

Edgee: But baby, you're getting sexy. -tries taking off the chains-

Bean: Oh man, I just want to beat the hell out of this kid.

Edgee: You call me a kid yet you're like what.. 10? 11?

-Lindsay chuckles-
-Bean feels embarrassed-

*chain breaks off*

Lindsay: Edgee, you saved me! *gives him a big hug*

Akise: Oh, she's free! No no no!

McReggie: And? So what?

Akise: Oh, this guy wants to play with me so much.

McReggie: Do you got a problem with that?

Akise: That is IT!!!! DoctorSatan and Amanda888, go and drive the ship! Take us somewhere where we'll drown!

Lindsay/Edgee: WHAT!?!

McReggie: WHAT!?!

SN/H4D: [b]WHAT!?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?

Akise: You heard me.

DoctorSatan: But sir..

Akise: What did I instruct you two to do?

Amanda888: Yes sir.

-Edgee and Bean get in the way-

Bean: Mm mm mm. I don't think so.

DoctorSatan: Move, Plaza Peasant. -pushes-

SN: oooooooooooooooooooooo

Edgee: Bean, are you okay?

Bean: Y-Yeah... Damn, we lost them. We got to inform Robdeprop and SomeLuigi.

Edgee: Let's hurry!

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....

Lindsay: Sooo...

H4D McReggie: Akise, we're going to stop you.

Akise: And what makes you say that? They're already almost there.

H4D McReggie: Smh.

-H4D McReggie pushes Akise off the ship-

SN: GASP!!

Lindsay: Holy .

Akise: Ahhh!!! you Home4heads! HELP ME SOMEBODY!

SN RyanTedder: I'll save you sir! -springs into action-

Akise: Great, you got me. So.. Save me.

SN RyanTedder: Wait.. How do I do that?

Akise: YOU'RE ING KIDDING... prbprbprbprbprbprb.. ME! I can't swim, I'm gonna die!!!

SN RyanTedder: I can't swim either...-begins to drown-

Lindsay: I can't believe I'm doing this.. But.. *jumps into the ocean*

H4D McReggie: NO! Lindsay, are you insane?!

-ship starts moving-

SN RyanTedder: What do you think you're doing?

Lindsay: I'm saving you, now grab my hand while you grab Akise's.

Akise: Now what?

Lindsay: Now PULL!

........

...

Lindsay: Ow.

Akise: Whoa, thank you.

SN RyanTedder: And you! McReggie, we're going to destroy you!

McReggie: Not on my watch.

*Akise pulls out a bomb from his pocket*

Akise: This will be a special treat for everyone here.

Lindsay: Hey, wait man! I saved your life!

Akise: Yeah, well, I don't care. SocialNekos, let's fly!

-they pull out their wings and fly away-

McReggie: No... way...

H4D daja: What are we going to do?

McReggie: I don't know. Hey Minifigs?

Minifigs: Yeah, what's up?

McReggie: Go inform Robdeprop and SomeLuigi immediately.

Minifigs: Not a problem.

Lindsay: I hope they realize we can turn this bomb off.

H4D daja: K, so turn it off.

Lindsay: K.

-5 minutes after attempting-

McReggie: what's taking you so long?

Lindsay: It.. won't TURN.. off... What the hell..?

McReggie: Lemme see that.

Lindsay: It's.. stuck to the ship. We can't pick it up or anything.

daja/McReggie: WHAT?!

Lindsay: Do ya need a Hearing-aid or something? -.-

daja: We heard you, we're reacting, dumbass.

Lindsay: I didn't know, so do not insult, you watermelondrea #2.

McReggie: Oh... Oh no!

daja: -cracks fist- you said to me ?

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AgurettiLeaf (2014-12-30 02:23:36)

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Never put me in a story again unless I'm a sexy man picking up hoes like weeds in a garden, Jason.

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carlos11 (2014-12-30 10:16:13)

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Why?

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AgurettiLeaf (2014-12-30 16:27:30)

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I don't like it when people fight over me to be in a romantic relationship. I'm a tomboy, not a princess.

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AntiChrist (2014-12-30 17:49:28)

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I would rather have people fight me and I'd love them if they win. Also, the "humor" from the constant insults.... I couldn't even tell it was supposed to be 'funny'. It seemed like you were making fun of people in this

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Jason2k14 (2014-12-30 18:51:50)

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uh, okay lol

Chapter 3:

McReggie: Alrighty. That's enough, kids.

Lindsay: You need to watch your mouth, missy.

daja: How bout you watch yours first?

McReggie: Do I really need to get me popcorn? -.-

-At the Bridge-

Robdeprop: I hope they know what's going on there..

DoctorSatan/Amanda888: Hello.

SomeLuigi: Oh no, it's SN.

Robdeprop: Leave at once!

Amanda888: No can do.

Robdeprop: What do you want from us?

DoctorSatan: Our God, also known as Akise, orders us to steer the ship into the bottom of the ocean.

SomeLuigi: Yeah, well, tell Akise we ain't letting you faggots do such a thing. This is the Plaza S.S. Cruise Ship, . Get the off our ship.

-DoctorSatan pulls out a pocketknife-

Robdeprop: Watch it! He's got a knife!

-Bean and Edgee rush in-

Bean: Guess they got here before us. -ahem-

SomeLuigi: Edgee, Bean, get these two out of here. And watch it, DoctorSatan's got a pocketknife!

Edgee: I got Satan, Bean's got Amanda.

DoctorSatan: Amanda, these peasants think they can stop us.

Amanda888: I know, it's hilarious. Shall we?

DoctorSatan: Let's do it.

Edgee: "let's do it" Hehe Sounds like you two are gonna have s..

-Bean smacks Edgee three times-

Amanda888: Ew, no, gross! I would never in my life.. with him.. I don't even like DoctorSatan as a friend either, I just team up with him for fun. Shut the up, you mothering 19 year old with no job and a pervy mind!

Robdeprop: Oh boy.. This cannot be good..

Edgee:

DoctorSatan: That was... so emotional Amanda...

Amanda888: I apologize, but I had to let it all out.

DoctorSatan: I am leaving. BYE, ! *runs off in tears*

Bean: Nice job, Amanda. Nice!

-Amanda888 roundhouse kicks Bean-

Edgee: Oh damn. That was mighty fun. Edgee likey.

Amanda888: Stfu.

-Minifigs comes in-

Minifigs: SomeLuigi, Rob, I have a message for you!

Robdeprop: Oh great, even H4D are here too?

Minifigs: We just wanted to tell you that..

SomeLuigi: SN's here, DoctorSatan and Amanda tried to steer the ship, but then Satan left cuz of Amanda, blah blah, blah blah. WE KNOW! SHEESH.

Minfigs: Don't be too pushy, Some!

Bean: Damn, son.

SomeLuigi: Watch it, MiniFag. I will kick you H4Dians out of here if it's the last thing I do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-ship gets shoved a couple more times-

Minifigs: Bring it, .

Robdeprop: Oh man..

Bean: SomeLuigi vs Minifigs. Oh snap, this is awesome.

Edgee: This is lame.

Bean: Like you have anything better in mind.

Edgee: ...

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2014-12-30 19:14:45

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PhoenixDawn (2014-12-30 20:46:47)

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I like to be the first person to die.

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