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ConnorRonnoc (2013-07-21 19:13:57)^ Lol me, you and Pyropeng have all wrote this type of story...
WE'RE THE 3 MUSKATEERS!
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ConnorRonnoc (2013-07-21 19:28:44)*Green armour attaches to me and I pull out a sword* "ASSEMBLE!"
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MeNobody14 (2013-07-21 21:10:50)^*White armor attaches to me and I pull out a bow* "ASSEMBLE!"
It's time for review, kiddo!
MeNobody14 (2013-07-22 02:53:33)^ASSEMBLE! *Insert derpy hero pose here* I IZ ZAVING TEH DAI!
It's time for review, kiddo!
MeNobody14 (2013-07-22 03:21:54)Epeezode five: Janey's gift.
Nobody: *Slams the fridge* So much for milk..
Pyropenguin: Ow!
Killer Jeff: Double ow!
Nobody: *Walks into the bathroom* Time for a shower. *Pulls the curtain*
Killer Jane: Hi cousin!
Nobody: WHAT THE FREAKIN'-
Killer Jane: *Touches finger to his lips* Shhh, we don't want Jeff to hear, now do we?
Killer Jeff: Hear wha-- HOLY SHIZZLE.
Pyropenguin: Ermagerdness are they kissing?
Killer Jeff: Ermagerdness I think you are right!
Pyropenguin: Are they naked?!
Killer Jeff: Omygawsh this is so hilarious!
Pyropenguin: *Presses face up against the glass window*
Killer Jeff: Hey Jane! There's some llamas mating in the parking lot!
*Back in the bathroom*
Killer Jane: You wear swim trunks to the shower?
Nobody: You are in a bikini..
Killer Jane: It's lin-- Nevermind..
Nobody: Just get out.
Killer Jane: *Pouty Face* That's no way to treat your dear old cousin!
Nobody: Yes it is. Out. *Pushes her out into the main room*
Killer Jeff: Jane! Look at this!
Pyropenguin: *Rolling on the floor laughing*
Nobody: Back in the fridge, you two.
Killer Jane: That's enough llamas for one day!
Epeezode seven: Party!
*Disco music*
Killer Jeff: Woo! Party!
Eyeless Jack: Awesome lights!
Killer Jane: There are no lights, you dolt!
Eyeless Jack: No lights? AND YOU CALL THIS A PARTY?!
The Rake: *Clumsily attempts to dance*
Nobody: Yay. Party.
Pyropenguin: Par.. Tee.. *Hic*
Connor: I think he's had to much coke..
Ronnoc: Ditto.
Pyropenguin: *Belches flames*
Killer Jeff: *Demented face* FYRE!
Killer Jane: *Mutters* Derpheads..
Carmen: Where am I?
Bob: HAI.
Connor: Who's Bob?
Bob: HAI.
Ronnoc: *Shrugs* Dunno.
Nobody: Bob. Get. Out. NOW.
Bob: HAI.
Killer Jane: Ooh! I'll take care of him! *Drags Bob out the door*
Bob: HAI.
The Rake: *Munching brandmuffins*
Killer Jeff: NOOOOOO!
Nobody: What now?
Killer Jeff: THEREZ NO MORE MALK!
Nobody: Shut up. *Facepalm*
*Disco music continues*
Nobody: TURN OFF THE DANG MUSIC!
Epeezode eight: Rent.
Connor: We can't pay that much!
Ronnoc: No way!
Pyropenguin: No! I can't go back to living in a cardboard box with only brandmuffins to sustain me!
Nobody: You have until tonight to pay up.
*In Connors room*
Connor: Guys, we need money. Fast.
Ronnoc: Dumpster diving?
Pyropenguin: Couch diving?
Killer Jeff: Scuba Diving?
Connor: GET OUT JEFF!
*Shoving Jeff out the door*
Ronnoc: We could rob a bank!
Connor: Hey! Great Idea!
Pyropenguin: With no weapons?
*Connor and Ronnoc stare at Pyro*: Oh we've got a weapon.
*Inside the bank*
*Connor and Ronnoc burst in holding Pyro*
Connor: Everyone on the floor!
Ronnoc: Hand over all the money or we'll shoot!
Bank guy: With what?
Connor: Hit him.
Pyropenguin: Hit *hic* who?
Ronnoc: *hits pyro*
Pyropenguin: *Belches flames*
Connor: Does that answer your question?
Bank guy: Y-yes.. *Hands over a bag of money*
Ronnoc: Yay! Money! *drops pyro*
Connor: No! Wait!
Pyropenguin: *Hits the ground and belches flames*
Connor: The money is burned!
Ronnoc: GIVE US MORE!
Bank guy: That was all of it!
Ronnoc: What?
Connor: WHAT1!!11
Pyropenguin: *Hic* I hate brandymuffinz..
Will they get the money? Will they pay off their debt? Will Pyropenguin ever stop drinking loads of coke? Tune in next time for part two!
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It's time for review, kiddo!
spadeguy (2013-07-22 03:42:17)
you guys I'm digging this "Hotel" aspect...
I should probably write a new story... but will I finish it?
Anyway, I'm Aaron
THE END
Anyway, I'm Aaron
THE END
ConnorRonnoc (2013-07-22 05:59:10)I really can't stop laughing and I think my parents are coming in.....
Also Part 5 becomes Nightmare Fuel when you realise they're cousins 0_0
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ccisawesome (2013-07-22 06:06:28)Thanks for puting a disturbing image in my head.
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*Disclaimer: I am not a copycat. It's called "Imitation", not "Copying"
I'm opening a hotel for.. *Insert dramatically long supercalifragilsticexpealadocious drumroll here* CreepyPastas! So, here we go!
Epeezode one: Opening day!
Nobody: Yep. Opening day. Waitin' for those creepypastas...
waiting..
waiting..
waiting..
waiting..
*snoring*...........................
*Bing!*
Nobody: Hello?
???: *(bonk) Runs into a wall*
Nobody: You must be Jack. Nice glasses, by the way.
Eyeless Jack: Yeah, yeah.. Where's my room?
Nobody: *Tosses Jack the keys.* 01A. First door on the left.
Eyeless Jack: *Walks into the door on the right* H-hey! There's sticky smelly stuff on the floor!
Nobody: That's the bathroom, sir.
Eyeless Jack: Eww! *Scrambles out and hits the wall*
Nobody: *Facepalms*
*Bing!*
Killer Jane: Where's a room?
Nobody: Here, there, everywhere.
Killer Jane: Knock it off. *Grips knife menacingly*
Nobody: 02A, and don't trash it. Otherwise I'll send mom a letter.
Killer Jane: *Mutters* Stupid cousins..
Nobody: Eh?
*Bing!*
Nobody: 02B. And don't bother Jane when she's moody.
Killer Jeff: Thanks.
Killer Jane: I HEARD THAT!
Nobody: Whatever! Hey, that's a real trashy console you got there..
Killer Jeff: Eh? It's not..
Ben: WHO YOU CALLIN' TRASHY?!
Nobody: That's extra for two people.
Killer Jeff: 'k.
Ben: LEMME AT 'IM!
*Pop!*
*Slendy appears infront of Nobody*
Nobody: Took you long enough, Slendy.
Slendy: ......
Nobody: Quiet today, eh?
Slendy: .......
Nobody: Do you prefer a certaint room?
Slendy: .....
Nobody: Eh? Whuzzat?
Slendy: *Crosses arms* ......
Nobody: *Chuckles* Room 03A.
Slendy: *Pop!*
Epeezode two: Janitors.
Nobody: Welcome! Need a job? Or a room?
Smile Dog: Woof!
Nobody: You trying to tell me something?
Smile Dog: Woof!
Nobody: *Gasps* Has Timmy fallen down a well?!
Smile Dog: *Doggie facepalm*
Nobody: Hmm.. Wanna be a janitor?
Smile Dog: WOOF!
Nobody: 'k. Closet is over there. *points*
Smile Dog: Woof!
Epeezode Three: Pranksterz.
*Bing!*
Nobody: *Mutters* I need to destroy that doorbell..
???: ...
Nobody: *Looks around* Hello?
???: *Windows Chime*
Nobody: *Face grows stern* Stupid computor.. HEY JEFF!
Unbranded Laptop: *Video Plays*
Killer Jeff: *pokes head out of room* Eh?
Nobody: Bring me Ben.
Unbranded Laptop: *Giggling in video*
Killer Jeff: K'..
Nobody: Hurry!
Unbranded Laptop: *Video goes silent*
Killer Jeff: *Rushes over with Ben* He's sleeping.. Anyway, whatcha gonna do?
Nobody: You'll see. *Connects Ben to the laptop
Unbranded Laptop: *Screaming*
Killer Jeff: Oh my gosh, you prankster! *Laughs*
Ben: *Wakes up and sees the girl* OH MY FREAKIN' GOODNESS HAILP!
Nobody: *Laughing*
Unbranded Laptop: *Screaming*
Killer Jeff: *Rolling on the floor laughing*
Ben: *Screaming* OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHHAILPHAILPHAILP!
Epeezode four: Janitorial Jeopardy.
Nobody: Why in the heck did you do that?!
Killer Jeff: Man. You shouldn't have..
Killer Jane: Freakin' dumbarse..
The Rake: *Shrugs*
*Everyone staring at the pool of ketchup on the floor*
Nobody: *Facepalming* You scared away the freakin' health inspector! We could get shut down!
Killer Jeff: Err.. Your problemo. K? *Leaves to room*
Killer Jane: Fix it, cousin. *Leaves*
The Rake: *Stares blankly*
Smile: *Licks the ketchup of the floor*
Nobody: Whoa! Hey! He puked in that mess!
The Rake: *Gags*
Smile: *Ignores them*
Nobody: Disgusting.. *Walks away*
The Rake: *Pukes*
Smile: *Grins wider* WOOF!
Epeezode five: Paying up.
Gertrude: Everyone report to the front desk, please.
Killer Jeff: Wait.. Where'd the intercom lady come from?
Eyeless Jack: Lady? Where!? *drools*
Killer Jane: Shut your cakehole! *punches Eyeless Jack*
Pyropenguin: I bet he didn't see that coming! *trollface*
Connor: *Chuckles*
Ronnoc: How in the heck did we get here?
Smile Dog: Woof!
The Rake: *Staring blankly*
Nobody: *Using Megaphone* Alrighty everyone, pay up!
Killer Jeff: *Hands over the money*
Nobody: Hey, thats triple.
Killer Jeff: Triple?! I've only got Ben!
Killer Jane: And that freakin' laptop.
Killer Jeff: Oh yeah..
Pyropenguin: I heard Ben went back in time to stop that girl from killing herself.
Connor: *Grabs Pyro*
Pyropenguin: Hey! What the heck?
Ronnoc: You have a date with brandmuffins.
Nobody: Jane? Money. Now.
Killer Jane: How 'bout a lil' treat in your room later, instead?
Killer Jeff: Ooh! Cousin to Cousin, eh?
Killer Jane: Shut up, Idiot! *Stabs Jeff*
Killer Jeff: HEY!
Pyropenguin: *Mouth is full* To mny brndmufnz!
Ronnoc: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Connor: Give 'em some more!
Eyeless Jack: GIMME MY GLASSES BACK, RAKE!
The Rake: *Drops the glasses and runs*
Nobody: EVERYBODY SHUT UP!
*Silence*
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