spadeguy (2013-07-12 00:23:09)

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Logging on.
Welcome to Spadegaia.
"Oh so we're normal today?" I said to the somewhat human system, "...or are you just happy for a change?"

Is there an issue? Would you like to be directed to the helpdesk and site navigation page?

Tomorrow was the last day of school, and I just got done doing homework. I'm still on the bottom of the leaderboard, and this particular AI unit didn't really like me.

The feeling was mutual.

"Cut the crap and sign me in, or I'll sprinkle you with saltwater."

Shut your dirty mouth. You're in.
"Heheheh... urine..." I couldn't help it. As I set the timer on the helmet to "Keyword" I began to slowly drift into the game.

Now before I continue my narration of this tale, I should probably tell you how it's played right?

Well... I suck... I know some of the basics though! You start off by picking a class. My last character was brutally killed by a rogue group of bandits called the NightStreak. Well then you select a gender, name, and all that good stuff. Then you get sent to the tutorial. We'll get to that later... you know give the author time to think about the story.
That's stupid. You aren't supposed to break the fourth wall so early into the story.
"Shutup Meg..."

( Thanks for reading! Stay tuned... or check in later... for the next part! Please leave feedback!)

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spadeguy (2013-07-12 02:04:24)

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Then you get sent to the tutorial. But enough about that

I was surrounded by a large blank white space. Words began floating as a woman, dressed in a blue shirt and jeans entered the room. Her name was Shelly, I was very familiar with this AI. She began speaking.
"Hello! My name is... oh wait... you again? What happened this time? Would you like to report hacking? You know the last five times yo-"
"DO YOU EVER GET BORED OF THIS!?!" I said. I couldn't take much more of it.

I looked in her eyes. Seamless digital perfection. The graphics were beyond real, there were simulations of several thousand things. Even black holes that devour large planets were added after the "Hazard Plus" update. That was waay before my time though.

"Any new classes?" I asked, "Hmm... oh! Didn't the pirate update come out?!? I wanna be a pirate!"
"Would you like to hear the description?" She said, completely disregarding my previous statement.
"Yeah!"
A video screen appeared. I looked down and saw a panel floating in the air. It was the settings and initial setup. Completely ignoring the video I answered all the questions. Soon a door appeared in front of me. I entered through, and appeared on a large pirates ship. Very large, and it smelled.

I walked forwards towards another user. I may have ignored the video, but I read the description. This time, since I was a pirate, I figured I should make friends. If I was lucky, I'd become a capitan. Otherwise, I'd probably die.
I walked toward a tough looking guy and waved, hoping he was a user and not an AI. Unfortunately he wasn't a human.

It was a trigger.

Triggers are things the developers put in to progress events. When a normal user approaches a trigger and does a certain action. Waving at this one was the trigger.
Suddenly the trigger was blown away by a large force.

This was a pirate war.

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spadeguy (2013-07-12 16:43:56)

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If you wanna be in I'd love to incorporate you. Just tell me your character class I guess. I don't know what SwordArt is... I feel like I'm insanely accurate in describing it now though...

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spadeguy (2013-07-12 16:53:11)

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As long as you can give them a general trade.
Ex. Pirate, Ninja, Samurai, Commando, Marine, Bandit...

I'm going on and on... anywho! Sure just PM me. If it's on your profile you could just tell me which one you want me to put in, and if they're good or evil.

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spadeguy (2013-07-12 17:06:59)

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Edit: I like your idea better!

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MeNobody14 (2013-07-12 17:25:12)

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Interesting. That's all I'll say at this point.

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spadeguy (2013-07-12 18:24:10)

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The Bandits Deal

I turned around, only to see a cannonball rushing towards me. I duck down just in time and it flies over my head. I begin running to find cover.

You punk. Stop running and fight like a man.

Shutup! I'm barely equipped! All I have are my bare hands! I have to find a way below deck... found it!

A large hole had been blasted open on the deck of the ship. I jumped down and landed on...
"Flour? Why is there flour here!?! Whatever... ooh this is a kitchen!" I said to myself. I got up and walked towards the cupboard. I picked up a lemon put it in my pocket, and walked towards the cooking area.

I could hear the battle above deck, and it wasn't going well. We had been boarded and they were rushing inwards. I found a kitchen knife. A panel opened in front of me. It read,

A normal kitchen knife. Very sharp. May be used for cooking or combat. May be enhanced.

You may be wondering, enhanced? What does that mean?. Well, I could enhance its capabilities by doing certain things. Small things such as, cutting a lemon with it, could strengthen it's effect. Any guesses on what I'm about to do? Good.

I threw the lemon in the air and in a flash I cut it in half. Apparently the knife changes color verh slightly every time it's effect changes, although I've never seen it.

I made my way to the top deck only to find the fight still raging on. Fist things first, I run towards the fighting groups. I look at the enemy ship for a second, and notice the enemy pirates dress just like us. Typical, we are just beginning.

This was a free-for-all.

A large hole was blasted in the deck in front of me. Instinctively I jumped over the gap, and in landing I slashed at the neck of a pirate. I threw the knife at another, and it was a direct hit to the chest.
WHOOSH!
A bullet rushed past my face. I turn to see the pirate sharpshooter readying another one. I break for cover.
BANG
I dive for cover and in midair I'm punched in the face. The pain isn't real, but I was obviously not pleased. I sweep kick the pirate and he gets me into a sleeper-hold. I reach for a sword just in my arms reach. The swords handle was almost out of reach, but I got it, and shoved it into the head of the angry pirate. I get up and
POW
This bullet skims my leg tearing my pant leg. I sprint towards the pirate before they can reload, and swing. Since the game still renders blood, I'd rather not tell you how bad this decapitation was. I turn around to the sight og two pirates fighting. Only their hats... ooh!
Are those Capitans hats?

No, those are puppies. Are you blind?

Sarcasm ignored... now what should I do... which one is mine?

I pick up the gun from the pirate I just killed, and aim carefully. I shoot, and let me tell you, my aim usually sucks when I'm not on a roll. Usually I miss with guns, but this is a direct hit.

Then I'm tackled to the ground by a pirate, who says "Bad aim lad! Never, kill your capitan unless you want the job. I guess we'll put you in the jail."

I know of jail, and it isn't fun. Firstly in this game, I'd typically attempt to escape, but then what kind of character would I be? See, prisoners are either made slaves, or their killed, and I don't wanna die yet.

I play it cool and the guy carries me below deck... of the other ship. It sucks too, because that pretty much confirms I shot my capitan. They shackle me to a girl, likely my cell-mate, and we're taken to a larger cell. When we arrive, we're unshackled, and I'm tossed into the cell. She gets gently unhanded and the guard even hands her a muffin.

"HOW THE HEL-"
"You just killed you're capitan right?" She cuts me off.

I respond, "Uhh... yeah? I guess I'm capitan now. You know, pirate rules."

She looks away for a second then looks back.

"No, I'm not. I'm a bandit. I'll join you're crew now, they all hate you. You're actually about to be executed by these pirates as an example. So here's the thing." She bit into her muffin and it spat out. Then she picked around in there with her thumb and forefinger. Then she pulled out something shiny and handed it to me.
I held it in my hands.

A key

She smiled and continued speaking."I'll join your crew... but first you're gonna help me break out!"
I though it over in my head

"You're gonna help me break out!"

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spadeguy (2013-07-12 19:14:05)

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I try

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spadeguy (2013-07-12 20:38:44)

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Making waves! Battle on deck, and the mystery thingy!

I held the key in my hand, and read the panel that appeared. This was a green single use key. The single use keys only work once, and the color shows what lock it's used on. I definitely didn't want to waste this. I walked towards the cell door, then turned around. Finally I saw it! Our escape!

The window wasn't bars, it was glass. A glass window, surrounded by a circular metal pane. Just large enough for me to dive through. We were near wood. This was going to be easy. I took the key and scratched the window. When it appeared weaker, I palmed it. Then I punched it. Repeatedly.

The metal circle completely broke from the ship, and I had to think for a second. This could go down a couple of ways, but I hoped for a simple water escape. As I ran towards the window, the girl finally stopped staring at me and actually said something.

"You know," she began, "I was kinda planning to go too. Right now you owe me for the key, and captains shouldn't leave their crew!"

I stopped.
The girl... this girl. She's not an average user. She isn't an AI either. I'll just see how this goes.

"Okay... follow me. I remember the way I got here." I said as I opened the door. Let's try and keep quiet.

"YAAAAAY! We're really gonna escape? Alright, let's go!" She said just loudly enough to alert the pirate who imprisoned us. He ran towards the open cell, and entered. A quick look at the broken window and he knew what had happened. Or so he thought. He approached the window, and seemed not to notice us, me with my hand over the girls mouth, near the wall behind him. I crept up on him, and pulled the sword from his side. He turned.
"HEY WHA-" I swung the flat of the sword hitting him in his nose with enough force to knock him out. I took the girl and left.

"So... what is your name anyway?" I asked, "I'll need to know."
"I'm Gia. I almost forgot, I have a special weapon somewhere on the ship. I think the captain has it, but he won't be a problem for a guy like you will he?" She said happily.
"I hope not.", I replied, "I know how the capitan looks. I almost shot him... I missed and hit my own captain apparently."

We kept walking forward and ended up top deck. There I saw him, only he had a different weapon. It looked like a gun. I knew I'd have to be very quick about this. Gia beat me to it though, and she broke into a sprint.

Agile and fast, she ran by a rack of weapons and swiped at it, picking up a dagger. She jumped onto the rope netting and climbed upwards. Gia had a plan. She grabbed a rope attatched to the mast and cut it, then dropped down.
SWOOP!
SWOOP!
SWOOP!
She swept by several pirates, cutting their necks as she went by.

She's WAAAY better than you at this. Maybe you should make her capitan.

I'll show you why.

I noticed the crew slowly noticing her escapades, and the capitan aimed the gun he had. That must be hers, but how was it different?
He aimed it... at her!
I broke into a sprint, and he shot at her. A burst of energy shot out of the gun. She narrowly dodged it.
"A little help?!" She said while smiling, "I got a plan!"

She swooped me up with one arm and in mid air she let go. I was sent flying towards the pirate capitan. Before he could turn I felt something. I don't know what it was, but I knew something was wrong. He shot at me, and missed, scraping my arm. This was not good.

I felt it.

I reflexively grabbed my arm and crashed into him.

"AAAUGH!" I said grabbing my arm. "That actually hurt!"

Man up!
Gia: Man up.
Capitan: Man up.
Crew: Man up.
A panel opened next to me, reading:

Man up.

The message was clear. I got up and walked toward the gun. The capitan saw my intention and got up, running towards it. It was a race for the gun, and I had to win. I dive rolled, picking up the weapon along the way, and stopped before the wooden rail of the ship.

"You dare challenge me?!? The great Capitan Kill?!? I killed many a sailor on these seas, and I'll kill many moar!" He tackled me over the rail, and I fell over the edge. He grabbed the gun, and I punched him in the face. He dropped it, and looking downwards, we had a long way to go. I kicked him towards the ship and then focused on the gun. I reached for it, but couldn't speed up my fall. Capitan Kill kicked me towards the gun. Stupid, stupid CPU. I grabbed it and turned around, then shot. Direct hit... with the ship.
POW!
POW!
POW!
RRRRNG...
BLOOSH!

I held the trigger and it appeared to charge. After shooting it was a direct hit. He was hit in the chest and didn't seem to suffer much more than a burn, although he was unconscious.

Wait... the SPLOOSH!

I hit the water and begin sinking. I notice something... a thing... a mysterious thing. I reach for it, and put it in my pocket, then immediately lose consciousness.

Fun right?

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spadeguy (2013-07-12 23:25:16)

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Battle on deck! The mysterious Spade...

Here's the part where I'm a bit unable to tell you what's happening... no worries! That's why the author can use "Third person omnipotent!" See? He'll fill you in on Gia's current battle...

On deck, Gia was immersed in an all out battle. Armed with just a dagger, she made the most of the situation. A pirate swung his sword, but Gia ducked and then delivered a massive uppercut. Several approached, but she was too good. She delivered a large flurry of jabs with the dagger.
Dead.
All that remained were her, and the first mate, Hinto. A large, buff male. He sneaked up on her and delivered a swift kick, sending her off of the boat. There she saw it.

Captain

She took a diving form to speed up her fall and landed into the water with a splash.

The gun.

This weapon she knew would change the tide of battle. She held her captain in one arm, and the gun in the other, then aimed upwards. As if it knew her intention the gun fired a grappling hook upwards.

On the deck, Hinto began moving the crew from the deck. Some had regained consciousness. Gia got back on deck and dropped her capitan, then began shooting the crew quickly with blasts of energy from her gun.

Wait... what? Why would you do that?! I'm having fun with the narration! Please? Whatever, I'll just finish writing.

Hey! I'm back! Awake and stuff... I'll just finish.

I awoke back on deck in a confused state. I began regaining my memory of what happened.
The gun! Where is it? Oh Gia has it... she's pretty good at this.

I know. You suck at this. We all know. Now shutup and try not losing.

I hate you... okay so first things first. I'll take care of the big one!

I ran past Gia, who seemed to be having a blast. I swept by a pirate, stealing his sword in the process and then picked up a dagger lodged in a table while on the move. I threw the dagger at the big guy, and he juked, giving me time to kick his... you know...

Reflexively he crouched, then I kneed him in the face. Blood gushed from his nose. He swung his fist at me, and missed, both hitting and destroying the mast. It toppled down, taking most of the ship down with it. I shoved the sword in his side and he began screaming. I backed up, then I saw it. Gia was firing a new ammo. Shards of water... but when it hit her targets, they started swinging at one another. I turned around and saw the large pirate dislodge the sword from his side. Not good.

He swung at me, and sent me flying towards the steering wheel of the ship. I crashed, and got back up. I felt the blood rush down the side of my face as I got up. Then suddenly my pocket began vibrating. I took out a strange object in the shape of a spade. It glitched in my hand repeatedly. A panel appeared next to it.

Use?

Let me tell you a little side story.
Way back in 5016, the Spadegaia development team was told to put in random shapes. These would allow the users to have abnormal abilities in game. Like really abnormal. There were hundreds of these shapes, and they were sent into the game to make things interesting. There was one shape that I thought was just a myth. It was said to have the ability to change game forever for one person. I never thought it was true, you should hear the stories about it. It's true, and I have it. I don't know what power it brings, I honestly hope it's good... but one thing is for sure.

I have the spade.

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spadeguy (2013-07-13 01:41:54)

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I placed hands around the spade, and pushed. The pointed end went through my hand, and blood appeared only... I was weaker... I was poisoned. I could tell, only why was the pain real. Why was this poisoning different? It was lame and I wanted out.

"SPADEGAIA OUT!"

Exitting Spadegaia.
Exit failed. Don't ask why, and PLEASE don't complain.

I wasn't about to argue. I hated my current situation. I hated how I couldn't leave, and my hand lost all feeling. I was either going to die here, or wake up from this terrible dream. I'd have cried at that moment, but suddenly that stupid roid-pirate leaped towards me. So many thoughts rushing through my head. I looked towards Gia to see her rushing towards me, all other pirates dead.

Roid-pirate began speaking,
"I'm Hinto the pirate. I've vowed to kill any man foolish enough to step foot on this ship," he snatched the spade from my good hand, and placed the point to my neck, a dot of blood dripped down onto the deck. "and I will!"
He lunged it into my heart, and then kicked stomped it in.

Gia collapsed onto the ground, then got back up. Hinto walked towards her, then picked her up by her neck. He threw her towards my dying body, but then... I'm not sure what happened. It was as if I wasn't hurt at all. My hand had regained feeling, and I was no longer bleeding. I double-palmed the deck beneath me, shattering it completely, and launching me upwards. I landed on my feet, and caught her. She stared at me, then said something we all were thinking.

"Kick his @**."

I placed her on the ground, and started running towards him, it was as though all my senses were increased. He threw a chair at me, and I went to throw a punch, put before I could, it flew back at him only... I felt it. It was as if my body had some mystical force within it. It worked.

The chair exploded when he punched it, and he didn't even see me coming. I uppercutted him and he flew upwards. Then I jumped. High. I began punching him as fast as possible, and I really did. It appeared as though I had several arms. I grabbed his foot and spun in circles then threw his body to the ship below. He must have went through the entire ship, because the ship began sinking. I landed with a slight bang, but didn't break the ships deck. One thing was certain, Gia was ecstatic!

"YESYESYES! You're my capitan now okay? I know you're the best! We have to get out of here. I think there are boats on the sides, if we hurry, we can leave!" She said as she ran away. I ran too, and we found a boat. We began rowing it away from the sinking ship.

She told me about her past... hm. Yep, this deserves its own spot.

Gias' Past! The Gun of All Time

As a kid, she was raised in a shaolin temple. It was taken over by bandits, and they accepted her and her sister as their own. She was a bandit inventor, and eventually a sharpshooter. Her sister was an assassin. One day while robbing a town, she found a wrench, only it wouldn't stop moving. She kept it, and when attempting to build a gun, it fused with it. She discovered that her gun could rearrange it's structure and materialize several types of ammunition. She had then set to a different town with the group of bandits. They claimed to own the town. When out fishing for food, pirates captured her small fishing boat and held her prisoners. Her fellow bandits weren't important, as she said her sister was still with the bandits.

"Well what exactly is your gun?" I asked, "and what does it do?"
"Well... I'm not sure. I made it about four days ago. I know that it only obeys me! I can choose what it fires and how hard I want it to fire, but it has to make sense."
"Make sense?" I asked
She replied,
"Yeah. I have to think of a way for it to work. I've thought of ways to make it shoot energy blasts, and special water! It draws in moisture and everything from the surrounding areas, changing the molecular structure of the atoms to form special chemicals that it fires! The chemicals react with the brain to make the subject do what I want it to do!"

We kept going onwards towards the shore, and exited it. This town looked perfect. Gia turned and asked me for my name.

"Me? I'm Shane."

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spadeguy (2013-07-13 05:33:11)

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Marine Capitan Raid?!?

We started walking into town, and at some point I lost Gia. I don't know how, but I lost her, although I'm sure I'll find her again. I sit down in a local bar, and order a drink. My aim is to see what's going on. I still couldn't exit the game, and I didn't think I was alone. Millions of people were reporting this problem, and the only advice given was to continue playing the game.

Now all buildings have software/hardware attatched to the game so all players are in suspended animation while in their gaming station chambers. So I didn't sweat it much. I lived alone in my boarding school dorm, and didn't have any friends, so nobody would really notice if I disappeared for a couple days.

I guess nobody else really cared either.

I drank my juice and looked around. These bars were typically the places of bandits with big bounties. Catching one would surely help me buy my own ship. That'd surely be good! Now I just need to find a change of clothes. Oh yeah... everything comes back to my lack of cash. I'm even drinking when... CRAP! I can't pay. Wait! I know exactly what to do! I get up and make my way to the exit and leave. I succeed.
"That was easy... well! Now time to find some cash!" I say. I walk forward and bump into another user. Sending them falling down. They look up at me, and immediately take out a sword. They begin swinging frantically and miss. The spade seems to have increased my senses. I dodged all of his attacks, and punch him in the face, sending him through the bar I just exited. He rises and throws his sword at me, then pulls another out. I catch his thrown swords handle, and lodge it into the ground. He does the same. This would be a fistfight, only I think I had the advantage. He jabbed at my face and I moved to the right, grabbed his arm, and swung him into the wall.
Game.

Well the lady that runs the bar did not seem to appreciate this. I noticed too, so I ran out, and then took to a dark alley. I could see Gia on the other end. I caught up with her, and after getting a quick brief on things, she told me to head south, to an empty field, and that after picking up some parts she'd meet me there.

I arrived at the field and was immediately bored out of my mind. I started punching hay. I figured I'd get a grip on my powers if I wanted to survive. I didn't know what happened after a user lost while they couldn't log out, but it probably wasn't fun. I backed away and reached my arm out in attempt to punch the hay-bale but couldn't. I then remembered what it felt like. When I pushed the table back on that deck. It was like some special force was inside of me. I tried again and the hay bale flew near the edge of the field. I then tried using both arms. It worked.

After long hours of this training I discovered that this was literally an extention of me. It surrounded me completely, and acted as an invisible casing of rubber. I didn't have to move at all to do simple things like grab, but attacks needed movement. Punches, kicks, grabs, I was getting good! I named it, the Spade force

You suck at naming.

No-body cares about you.

Anyway, I could do special stuff. It was then that a dark figure appeared from the forest. A man dressed in government issued combat armor appeared. He didn't look like he was from here, his clothing was more modern than here. He must be from one of the slightly more advanced parts! He ran towards me and shot an arrow. I caught it, and snapped it in half.

5 more

10 more
I use the spade force to stop them in their tracks. Then I run towards this man, who begins speaking.

"Shane the pirate, you are hereby placed under arrest by the world Government. I, Raid, have been sworn to catch you! I will not fail!" He shoots some more. I swat them downwards with my SF (yeah, I abbreviated it) then I go in for a speedy punch. He dodges a lightning fast punch! Lets see if he can dodge 100.

He does.

Then he plants a mine on my chest and I'm blasted into a tree. I crush it, and then run towards Raid the officer. He shoots 3 more arrows, and I SF punch them down. I follow up with an SF kick that sends him flying. He gets up and does some dash technique to soar right in front of me before punching my jaw. I hit his stomach and he takes it as if it were a regular hit. I then use SF to grab his leg, when he draws his bow. I drop him, onto his head, and I prepare for the rest of our epic battle. Raid wasn't normal. It had to be true.

He was a captain.

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spadeguy (2013-07-13 15:02:06)

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It's coming relatively soon! I'm working on the next part now.

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spadeguy (2013-07-13 15:46:55)

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Jasmin the assasin! Set off for Sharktooth Town!

I hadn't realized it, but I was in combat with an advanced AI. This had to be a Captain... only he had to have a special ability. I palm his chest, sending him towards a tree. He uses it as a springboard or something and launches towards me, meeting my face with a left hook. I accept the hit and hurtle towards a tree. Then I hear it. A voice... not Gia but it was similar.
"Crap, a marine... this should be easy!"
A girl with long red hair and a katana leaped towards Raid, who wasn't expecting her and received a kick in the chest, followed by a kick in the face. He regained balance and pulled out his bow. Raid shot several arrows at the girl, and she dodged in between them. Then she took out her sword, and attempted to cut his head off. He dodged and punched the girl in my direction. I jump up and catch her, then I hear another person approaching.
"Hey there Shane! I got some... Jasmin?" Gia begins.
"You...", the girl says, "Gia! I haven't seen you in days! The Shark wants to see you!"
"He can wait Jasmin, I'm a pirate now!" Gia says with a smile, "You can be a pirate too! You're my younger sister, and Captains pretty weak, so he needs help."

Now I begin speaking,
"Hey!"

Jasmin: It's true.
Gia: I'm right.
Nobody likes you. Weak little .

"Well if you guys are related you can tag alo-" I'm uppercutted by Raid, seems like I forgot he was there. I use my SF to grab a tree branch and slingshot me back towards him. Upon landing I sweep kick him, but then Jasmin throws a smoke bomb at the ground. We run and by the time the smoke clears, we're gone.

"So where are we going?" I ask, "I'm not quite sure I'm welcome in a bandits town..."
This makes Gia smile,
"You aren't! Bandits hate pirates, so I guess you should be on the lookout. Shark is the worst though. He has some strange power to control water. You can probably take him out though!"
"Yeah, she's right. He absorbed the ocean relic." Jasmin added.

Relics? Hey, pull up a search for relics in Spadegaia

Well since you asked so nicely.
Searching...

Relics are in game items offering special abilities. There are countless of them, and players may trade in relic powers. Several AI have naturally obtained them and used them. The most powerful relic is shaped like a Spade and gives the user the ability to move a second entity surrounding his body. All senses are increased, but it may only be used when Hinto the big bad pirate guy beats the crap out of Shane and kicks in into his heart.

Anything else dear?



I'm fine... jerk

I look at the bag in Gias hands.
"What's in there?" I ask.
"Clothes. Take these." She replies, handing me a Hoodie and sweatpants. I run into the forest and change, then run back out.

"Hm... better?" Gia asks.
"Better." Jasmin replies.

Girls... eh, so I'm guessing that's the place.

I stare forward at a place that, if I hadn't known was run by bandits, would definitely be a great place to live.

Gia and Jasmin sprint forward, and I have no idea what to do. I stand for a couple of seconds and think of a plan.

These guys must've killed Jasmin and Gias families... that's unacceptable. If I'm gonna be captain, I should stand up for my crew... maybe that's what they're doing. Well not on my watch!

I hear footsteps and turn around. I see Raid running full speed towards me. Not good. I had to escape.

I look for the biggest building, and surely enough explosions were happening. I stretch my SF at least halfway across town and launch myself into the tower. I land with a slide mere feet in front of a man who looked more like a... oh no.

Shark

You're so dead.

Shutup!

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spadeguy (2013-07-14 14:54:07)

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Shark and his epic battle! Raids deal!

Shark gets up from his throne, and walks towards me. He extends his hand towards my neck, and I SF palm him towards his throne, and through the wall. That was way too easy... I mean he's like the boss right? Well I didn't buy it. I ran down the stairs and met up with Gia and Jasmin. They were basically wrecking the place. Jasmin jumped into the air and slashed a hole into the ceiling. Gia grappled up. After a strange shreik, they stormed downstairs.
"WHERE IS HE!?!" Gia said
I looked out of the window,
"I-I palmed him out of the tower..."
Jasmin shook her head,
"That's not good. You hit him into the water... he's definitely stronger now..."

Hmm... so hitting the guy wasn't such a good idea. Well I'm captain! I should be able t-


POW

Raid enters the room, and dropkicks me through the wall, out of the tower. Jasmin jumps through the hole in the wall, landing on my chest. She jumps off of my chest, boosting me towards... water? Oh god no...

Jasmin lands safely on the ground while I splash into the water. A grip forms around my neck.

Shark

I'm hurled out of the water, and into the air. The water forms a serpent, and soars towards me at the speed of a train. Jasmin springs into action and in a flash of light, I see her sword cut the water serpent, seperating it's head, from the rest of it's body. I stretch my SF, and throw her back towards land. Then Shark darts out of the water at lightning fast speed and strikes me directly in my face, launching me further into the air. I punch him in his chest, and feel the armor-like skin.
He wasn't normal.
I grab his foot and hurl him into the water, then I dive in.

Underwater in this game is very scary. For starters, you can't breathe, and there are several dangers. All water in the game has the potential to form whirlpools, and there's a myth saying that all currents lead to Atlantis.

Shark darted towrards me, kicking my chest. Suddenly... I feel poweful. Maybe the entire spade didn't absorb into me... whatever it was, my SF seemed improved, and I knew I was stronger. I push at the seafloor with 3 of my SF limbs, and grab Shark with the fourth. I throw Shark towards the tower, and watch Jasmin leap into the air and hit him downwards. I make my way towards them, and then my SF limbs... disappear. I fall into the water, and then I feel them again only this time I had more. Instead of surrounding me, it was me... I was rubber too. I break into a sprint underwater (SLOW AS FLACK) and make my way out of the ocean. I arrive on the beach, and notice that now the entire tower has collapsed, and Shark was being beaten by Gia, Jasmin, and Raid.

Raid shoots 12 arrows at his chest, and they all explode, causing him to hurtle towards Jasmin. Jasmin calmly angles her blade and strikes him towards Gia. She charges her gun and fires him towards me, and I... miss.

He flies into the water, and without a splash begins glowing. He seems to have fused with the water, and... oh no.

Several sea serpents seemed to surface! (Tongue Twister!) Only thay were made of glowing water! One of them shot at us, and Gia shot it's head, exploding it. Raid fired his arrows at several in the water, taking them out. Jasmin concentrated, then swung her sword downwards, cutting the air, and completely destroying another. The rest fuse into one super serpent. It begins to lean, then begins a full on charge for us, turning to ice along the way. I run towards it, then use my SF as a spring. I then wrap it around my arms, and send my arms hurtling behind me. The fact that I was rubber now stretched my arms waaay back, and then it released. A huge shockwave formed in the air as the entire serpent was shattered. Jasmin began running on water in true assassin style, and kicked me towards shore. I didn't feel it as much as I should have, which isn't good. It really hurt. Probably my rubber-ness.

Raid began speaking, "You guys may have helped me this time, so I'll let you go. Next time we meet, I'll make sure to take you all down." He says.

I think for a second, then smile,

"I don't care!"

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